you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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