i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
