I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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