I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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