I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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