do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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