Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
worst night to have a conscience
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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