either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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