I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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