just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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