If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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