Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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