this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I FOUND THE LEGS
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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