Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just google imaged poop.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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