Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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