the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Did I show you my penis last night?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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