I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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