The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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