Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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