Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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