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(757): View more from Virginia

I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.

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(845): View more from New York

im poppin the ladies like they're bacne

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(480): View more from Arizona

With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.

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(519): View more from Ontario

My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"

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(661): View more from California

Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.

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(812): View more from Indiana

No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee

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(304): View more from West Virginia

so how was it...?

(1-304): View more from West Virginia

sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.

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