My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Someone shit on the floor
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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