Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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