is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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