I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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