You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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