I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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