well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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