What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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