She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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