Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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