epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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