you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
My bed is full of blood and feathers
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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