your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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