grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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