Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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