Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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