Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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