The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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