He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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