Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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