dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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