Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
zippers are such a cool invention
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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