it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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