he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
