You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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