You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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