found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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