Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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