weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
