Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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