girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Do vagina's smell?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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