my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
and you fell through a lawn chair
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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