i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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