at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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