SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
either way he was missing a nipple.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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