stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
