You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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